There's another sucker born
Every minute lord.
Take her out and pay for a good time.
You never know what you can afford.
Another wreck and time to collect
More souvenirs.
Gone another million miles.
No words for the wear.

And there's a sucker born
Every other minute lord.
He deserves you more.
You know I'll only crash this car.

I sear to god I'm
Wrecking it all.
Your happy end.
Spin around the block in half the time.
I know where you've been.
Too bad you're not feeling too bad.
You want to be my friend.
Got another ride and you're taking off.
Met a General Motor man.

And there's a sucker born
Every other minute lord.
He deserves you more.
You know I'll only crash this car.

There's a sucker born
Every other minute lord, I know.
He deserves you more.
You know I'll only crash this car.
You know I'll only crash..
You know I'll only crash this car dear lord.
You know I'll only crash..
You know I'll only crash this car.