-rrie, Ba-rrie, Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie
you're the best, Barrie, the best I've ever had
and I'm not just saying that you know!
Ooh, you whisper in my ear, whisper my name

-rrie, Ba-rrie, Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie
your hairs are thick and feel like spiderweb
when they sit on the skin on top of the thigh
there is a fold for you where you are!

THEY SAY I AM A DIRTY HOE
BUT YOU AND I KNOW WHAT I AM-A!

Oh-no-no...
Oh-no-no-no-no-no...
O-I am no dirty hoe.

-rrie, Ba-rrie, Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie-Ba-rrie
I imagine all your hairs are fingers
And it makes me cum, it makes images
You know only fiction will make me bend my neck
Not to the side LIKE THIS but off the shoulders
-so put your arms around my shoulders-before it breaks-
AND I DIE

Oh-no, no don't you lie,
It's never gonna be you and I
Oh no, don't you lie,
It's never gonna be yo-u-a-nd-I
No-no, don't you lie
It's never gonna be you and Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

-I swear, Barrie, you're the best I ever had!
There's never been anyone else since-a-you.
No, there's never been anyone else!
My entire thigh belongs to you
now.