Clear the way boys
The lady has arrived
All you handsome fellas
Please wait for me to the right

Don't keep me waiting
Ooh, thank you for the drink
It's quarter past eleven
I'm not in the mood to think

Mr. band leader
Let's kick out the jam
Gimme something that'll light it up
And make my feet go bam bam bam!

Cause Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
Are impossible you see
But when it gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me
I said Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
Are impossible for me
But once it gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me

Sweeter than the candy
About to caress my lips
Imagine all the sugar
When I start to shake my hips

It's not an illusion
I'm as live as I can be
Instead of all your promises
Why don't you show all your charms to me

Mr. Band Leader
This arrangement has to change
Gimme something that'll light it up
Won't'cha let the boogie start to play

Cause Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
Are impossible you see
But when it gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me
I said Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
Are impossible for me
But once it gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me

I (I don't want a serenade) don't want a serenade
(To hear you say) to hear you say (to hear you say) a thing (thing)
All I need (all I need) is your attention (is your attention)
(Yeah) and a ten karat diamond ring (baby)

(Impo po po posse po posse
Posse po po posse eh eh eh eh eh po po eh eh
Imposse)

Cause Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
Are impossible you see
But when it gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me
I said Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
Are impossible for me
But once it gets to Friday
What'cha get is absolutely me